This doesn't assess the issue. I personally have checked my account every single day and my last transaction before I stopped spending any money on my card was for Pita Pit, when I saw that once that transaction would go through I would only have about .30cents left in my account I put my card away so that I wouldn't be allowed to use it. Now when I look at my account all of my pending charges and actual charges are completely different than what they said before. Pita Pit was my last charge, it no longer says that at all, nor does it say that my balance was ever .30something cents. So the fact of the matter is that my account did not show the "actual" information that occurred, OR somehow my account was charged beyond me.
I DO understand how this system works, that is why I am completely confused as to why my account is overdrawn. This continues to make no sense, and if I am completely wrong somehow obviously I am not seeing it. Please hit me in the head with a mallet or something if I'm just being an idiot.
On top of all of this, I cannot pay this fee until I find work, I am in a town I'm not accustomed to and it may take a while to get a job. When I finally do my account will be so far out I'm going to end up paying for charges worth a couple hundred dollars. Doing this over a 6 dollar overdraft that I didn't even make seems a little pointless and is only going to make it that much harder for me to get back on my feet again. I realize this isn't personally your fault, nor does this necessarily have anything to do with you, nor should you care since you're living your life and not mine. that's not the issue. The issue is I HAVE been paying attention and everything that you told me has nothing to do with all the attention I payed to my account and I kept all of my receipts from the last point that money was put into my account to my last transaction and went back showing that I DID NOT go over as I explained before. (Although I am human and not a machine so I may have misplaced a receipt or two, although I don't believe this is the case, merely stating that shit happens.) So when I came back to a place where I could check my balance and noticed it was completely different than the previous week, I was a bit shocked. How can this be happening? There must be some sort of bank Gnome chasing after my figures and moving them around like a rubix cube with a couple blocks missing and one or two mis-shaped ones added in their place.
So what I want to know is, how can I stop this from going up any further? Do I need to cancel my account and pay the fee at a later date when I can? Or is there rules against canceling an account before the fees are stopped. There is afterall a rule to everything now a days...There should be a rule saying "Hey human error happens, OOOOPS! We're not all machines...well...I hope not at least...or we sold our souls, if indeed we did was it to the Devil? Or the Church? or are these two things exactly the same? I haven't quite figured this out yet...oh yeah, I'm a human and I don't have the answers to everything, and I am open to making errors." (This title would be perfect as I come back full circle, but I'm guessing that title might be a bit long for such a rule, but I think you understand what I'm getting at. )
"Rules this.
Rules that.
Yes Sir.
Yes Ma'am.
Read the fine print.
Before we are finished with this transaction help me suck on Satan's dick.
Oh yes baby yes Satan will give us all we've ever wanted if we just suck on his dick.
ooooh baby.
(I sincerely hope this is making your day cause this is kind of fun)
oh dear GOD ....I mean SATAN!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUCK SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
-Sir Cornelius Banker
Bankers ruined our country from the start, and they only continue to make things worse. Our founding fathers would be extremely upset about how we turned out due to banking.
Sorry...I'm frustrated.
(In no way am I meaning to offend you personally, nor should this be held against me on any legal level. I am not threatening you or anybody or any establishments, anything, or anyone by any means. I am merely expressing my frustration in a strange/childish/fun/entertaining manner. I hope if anything, even if you decide I am complete douche-bag and that I don't deserve any kind of help in my frustrating situation, you at least found this entertaining and will go on with your day holding onto an extremely large scaled smile that pulls across your entire face resembling the Cheshire cat. And if not, then my real job of opening people's eyes and making them smile at the same time is not exactly working and I need to find a new profession. Of course if I made money doing this as a profession I wouldn't even be near this kind of situation in the first place and this whole situation would be avoided completely and you wouldn't have to read all of this. Which of course would be kind of sad. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.)
Sincerely,
Brandon (Can't stop talking out of his ass) Smith
P.S. It's really sad that I have to have a disclaimer for everything that I write.
(((((Just so those of you who are reading this know, this REALLY was sent to USBank after a response they sent to me from a real person answering none of my concerns in a realistic manner. This begs the question...am I completely insane?)))))))
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